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When you’re on your period.
You try to go to bed.
But then you’re worried you might bleed.
Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood.
You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight.
And then you have cramps.
And people look at you like..
And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over.
And when it’s over you’re just like.
But then you realize it’s coming back next month.
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MONICA: What’s “Pleh”?
JOEY: That’s “Help” spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air.
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(via simple-yet-profound)
- Slut: One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons or someone who’s sexually promiscuous.
Not a girl who wears short shorts or has a lot of guy friends.
- Bitch: People with an unpleasant attitude or someone who’s thoroughly disliked.
Not a person who makes a point and stands for what she believes in.
- Flirt: A person who is indicates a romantic or sexual interest towards another or someone who has a playful behavior with bad intentions.
Not a person who simply says hi or gives someone a small compliment or hangs out with her guy friends.
Finally, someone spit everything out.~
This person needs an award.
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What if during the royal wedding one of the guards burst through the door and started shouting “TROLL IN THE DUNGEON”
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